Humor: I'm a Pagan

The lovely designs upon this 2016 Dr. Pepper bottle label seemed somewhat mystic to me. The label brought to mind an old satyrical Pagan joke from the early 1980's. This joke was not poking fun so much at the beverage, Dr. Pepper, but it did make fun of the different Trads or Paths rapidly forming in the Pagan movement, which a person could "join" just by attending one ritual.

I'm a Pagan;
He's a Pagan;
She's a Pagan!!
Wouldn't you like to a Pagan, too?

HUG! You're a Pagan!
....

This joke is sung to the tune of a Dr. Pepper jingle on a commercial of happy, dancing, singing people--all cheerfully drinking Dr. Pepper.

Photos and text copyright 2016 Myth Woodling

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