Magical "geek" talk

These six people walk into a bar and have the following conversation—
P1: I’m telling you Michael is Fire. He's the Angel of the Sun.

P2: But--but--Uriel's name means, ““Fire of God,” “Flame of God,” or “Light of God,” and Uriel is usually shown holding a flame or fiery sword. Besides, these four angels are often referred to as being the angels of the four winds: Michael--east, Uriel--south, Raphael--west, and Gabriel--north. Uriel is Fire.

P3: No, Uriel is often referred to as the archangel of the Earth! Uriel has to do with all things of substance.

P4: The angel known as Uriel is not even found in the canonical writings. Only three angels are named in Scripture: Gabriel, Michael, and Raphael. Period.

P3: And yet, Uriel is known in Hebrew, Kabbalistic, Islamic, and Christian traditions.

P5: Wait---isn’t Auriel the archangel of the Earth?

P3: The Archangel, “Uriel,” is also named “Auriel”--and he is also called "Auriel" in the Clavicula Salomonis.

P5: I didn’t know “Uriel” is also “Auriel.” I just call “Auriel.”

P6: Wasn’t Uriel one of seven archangels before the Throne of God? Yeah, I think Uriel was over Wednesday.

P4: That’s seven ANGELS and they are NOT named in Scripture. Revelation 8:2 says seven ANGELS!

P5: You know, not all of us pay that much attention to the bible, Bob.

Copyleft, September 18, 2017, Myth Woodling, share as thou wilt and harm none.

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